Td ptg aq g petronas..bwk kua duit..600 siott..lepas r nie enjoy tp lupe plak aq duit keta 550…mcm f**cker.nek moto g rempit ke d mines sorg2 bli joystick trus blk..ape nk kate???beso lebo la duit aq…tetibe aq lupe pasal duit broadband xbayo g..ape??? xbayo???
Esok loan masok ker??poket bkn stakat ‘kering’ da nie tp tahap ‘berlubang’ dah nie..keta byk panas…550 ringgit Malaysia hendak nyer…sengkek aq bln dpan..mampos.duit enjoy xde lansung…dok umah bukak buku thermo la jwb nyer….serabai da aq nie…dok kg minyak pon nak kne isi gak..ado ai..mak aq plak bln dpan byk g mlancong dgn geng2 die..pok sdare aq kenduri musti mau tolong!yg best nyer smue family blk..waa….last skali bln 1 ri tu time arwah abg aq meninggal..so malas nak piker pasal duit…aq nie jenis xlekat duit..lupe nak cite duit broadband daa…taun nie kreko aq miss daa….xde duit nyer pasal la nie..sial la…sakit kpala aq xbace buku…tp pe2 pon skunk kat umah akak aq…dpt duit servis kete blk trus aq nak siapkan keb0n aq tu…sangap da nie nak pegang cangkul….yezzaa~~
Chapter 4! The summary..even business kite org xjalan, even kdai kiteorg xbukak, even air xbancoh, even plastic cawan xluak tp kiteorg XRUGI, just XUNTUNG jer.hihi..xpe achik..nanti ade r tu pluang kite tunjuk bakat..Maybe not now but someday who know?? Haha if we want to be entrepreneur we must be a risk taker. Take a challenge and prepare well.. So nice to have this experience with you achik. t kalo de mase kite g tgk wayang k..karok saye xlayan...hahaha.last word to say for u “if we not digging the holes we cannot perform the best..u got it I got it..Keep it up..i see u in s.alam..hahaha..Thanks to everyone who support and help me.i luve u all. Until they see u next time in the wrong place and time..aja aja fighting :-p
Chapter 3 begin with I’m late…aq set alarm kol 6.30am…aq bgn 6.26am..ade g 4 minit nie..sambung skit tido n bgn time alarm bunyi..nak dijadikan cerita (mmg dah jadi pon citer nyer) wa sedar2 dah pkol 8.00am..8.00am???ape???? lambat??? terlajak tidor??? mampos achik marah nie…adeh!! Aq pon bergegas mandi pastu achik call aq ckp on the way! Tp tgh cari kunci keta….xde warm up start trus jalan…eh pecot…adeh…sampai da kol 8.30..bawak turun barang da kol 9.00am..erm…majlis start kol 8.00 am..erm~~ what are you all thing?? So after that, we goes to the seven 11 to buy a water cold..we decided to buy 8 pack (before this we plan to buy 10 pack).after brought the water cold, we goes to the mini stadium as fast as we can. ”the story of our business begin” that the best word that we can describe. Why I say like that because we as human only can plan what we want to do, but god as our creature has a power to decide it. The weather was not so good. The rain comes down when the event is running. “Oh my god” that the little word come from my deep of my heart. When we arrived at the mini stadium we just look around and stay in the car. I saw the little child was disappointed because they cannot buy our product.hahahaha.ok2…nak start ngarot dlm base mlayu plak.aq pon tgk achik cian jer n ajak die g minum..kiteorg pon g la…bwk die sarap dl..tgg ujan reda..hmmm..agak lame la jgk…ujan pon reda….kite org pon g la blk ke situ..so time kat pintu pagar..tgk2 parent ade da skit kurang…masok dlm ape nak cite..majlis daa baih..wakakkakakkakaka…bisness xjalan tp event da abih…so kiteorg dok teman2 tp mesra je la…hahaha..teman syam sampai settle die keje sambil layan pic 4-5 keping dulu…posing ala ala top model sambil dikelilingi wanita2..hahahahha xde la..they all my friend..pastu nk dipendek kan cite kiteorg blk….angkat brg bwk turun brg…lelah o0o…hahaha bg achik air kotak byk2..to achik-jgn lupe minum tau!!! T kalo de bisness kite plan btol2.hahahhaa..thanks to syam coz let us borrow the table,hahah gule xde…THE END :-c
Chapter 1 + 2 = chapter 0.Before intro wa ckp lu ni story wa dah cut cut skit…wa kali nie xmasok kan unsur2 lawak secara cronical and troposphere…mahupun unsure mistik yg berlatar belakangkan bangunan buruk n rumah kdai apetah tok bomoh yg tengah bace ayat2 metal or black metal…wa mo kasi lu org happy sbb wa penat…wa nak audience feel good..hihi..ikot wa join feel penat, thirsty, n ngantok… first for my story is Introduction…secondly on 21 May 2010. At night..finish introduction…so I go to the shah alam as fast as I can and take my friend achik@HADHARAH from her work place(orang jawa belah selatan cakap opish)..so pas take die dr opish aq pon anto die blk soh mandi2…bg fresh n white dulu..hahaha..anto bekas skali+insupack….pastu da settle wa 2 org pon gerak r g tesco kat shah alam nak bli brg..di pendek kan cite(bak kate org tue2 “cut story” ) wa pon beli air mineral,achik pilih2 kordial..cr bekas minum..air kotak berkotak2…straw wat sedot2 air..bekas tu bekas nie..ketas manila kad utk syam@SHAMSIATUL KAMAR..dah beli tu smue wa pon angkat la….tp pkai troli..penat o0o.berat kott…pastu wa nak cut story lagi ats permintaan wa sendiri..Suddenly the story continues at chapter 2 plak..pnat lapo dahaga…mau x…bgn tido trus g amik achik xmkn pe2 just makan mee kakak wa wat jer..mkn jgk…erm…cari gula n air batu(org negro ckp “water stone”)..nge nge nge..berpusing2 mcm cari emas…g 7 xde, g pit xde…nie kalo kat kdai liang kpala beso besepoh air batu..no hal la beb..ngantok wa pagi2 tu…last wa anto achik my friend to her house…wa da ngantok apetah lg achik(siap tito sengok2 dlm kete wa..) hahaha..before wa bla sempat wa tglkan kate2 akhir yg romantic n loving soh pasang alarm pkol 6.30(deal dtg umah amik die kol 7.00am) to achik..wa sampai umah tros kebabommm tito xhingat dunie daaa……. :-j
Time is gold. It not and don’t wait everyone including king, pm, teacher, ceo, fleet operation, salesman, cleaner, student and more and more and more…..so dah jadi cite just nak cite jer nie..td pas siap wat para, abg aq pon blk laaaa ke rumahhhhhh….die pon meet aq n ajak or dlm bahase omputih yg lembut dipangil invite(hihi) wat keje..keje nyer wat alas lantai water park laaa.hmmm..ujan..lapo…aq makan dulu..pastu body pon in full energy aq pon tolong dgn rajin..angkat staging pasang staging cabut staging nie lumrah dah..angkat kayu cabut paku lagi r mainan jer idop nie..tp yg xtahan angkat r..adeh mau patah pinggang aq yg sedia ramping + 6 pack nie…hahahhaha padahal isi pon xde..pastu g bli water tank..Not 200 liter anymore but 400 liter..wow..cube la bg duit tu kat aq mau shop sakan xhingat dunia nyer…abih gak la dlm 4-5 rat……pasang tebuk pasang siap akhirnyer kayu ats tu….pilih2 zink wat alas pilih pilih pilih jumpe la jgk…..angkat kasi adjust baikkkkkkkkkkk~~ punyer…pastu aq set up water tank elok2 plug n pin tu bebola n socket….lilit dgn pita putih…da settle basoh tank angkat r pe gi..aq abg aq my first son fruit n third son fruit angkat…so cite die xdpt nk angkat…lain kali la plak..dah nak maghrib..hihi……
sTorY: to bE coNt…
worker: kiDx,abg dAn,first son fruit n third son fruit..
Salam smue…today is Wednesday not Thursday, around 4-5 am actually that time I was in my bed sleeping with a romantic dream…suddenly around 5-6 am my youngest fruit son (hihihi) kejot kan aq yg tengah lena di ulit mimpi2 indah…he say “aichu bgn jap…water park tower dah runtuh…aq pon bgn r pe g…rilek..malas tol la…ado ai..bukak jer tingkap dapur..tgk…berderai sudahhhh…
Nak dijadikan cerite time aq dok bekebon(refer to the previous post) aq dgn abg aq SAADAN ni beborak r..sblum tu die cari kuku kambing xjumpe..aq bedal kayu jumpe..hihihi die pon dok ats pasu yg dibalik kan…sambil isap okok sepam..dua pam..pam tayar..pam beskal..n so on…borak2 cite2 sampai 1 part aq pon ckp r hm bile lg nak beli tangki beso ye dak..die pon ckp tgg luuu (lek lu bro…)…aq pon ckp nk bli water pump automatic…kating2 r..aq pon mane de duit sgt…hmm..pastu aq ckp r tempat alas kayu yg x betutup tu merepot..aq pon tunjuk r smue tempat sambil di perhati kan oleh beliau…die pon mcm tekejot jugak..tp wat2 relak jer coz model mane la nok ngorek nyer wok…hahaha..die pon pastu berlalu meningalkan aq berkebon keseorgan sambil menyanyikan lagu-“plz3x..kamu jgn nakal” sambil penonton (ayam+kambing) dok bersorak mcm nengok konsert rock..rock bebeh rock..rock ko rok mu.. …
Pulak dah!!!hujan renyai2 pagi tu dah men “sepoi” kan tido aq…dah runtuh so aq jgk la yg kena kemasi…before he go to the school he said to me “adik kang oak kemas la tu, blk kang kite wat lantai” and I said.ok2…trus baring2 n tido..huh ari ni my mum, my brother n my son fruit (td fruit son) kaco tido..so aq plan nak bgn awl dah jd pklo 10 gak..hmmmphhhhh…settle smue basuh kete pam tayar isi minyak sampai tumpah bayo duit roti cania li mawar ble kotak insupack aq pon blk laa…pastu jemu keta ujan plak + naruto masok keta aq ..aq jerit kat third fruit son aq soh die kua kan naruto n ttp pintu keta..
Pastu salin bj suar g tanah settle kan water park yg runtuh..da settle sambil waiting my mum cooking at the kitchen aq pon wat la para nak letak pasu..idea aq nie ingat de para letak pasu bleh la tanam dlm pasu..mls nak tanam dlm tanah sok lusa taun depan aq nak mesin rompot senang skit…dah bedal 4 5 6 btg kayu +papan abg aq pon trus kan kerja2 tanpa di tangguh g..siap sudah akhir nyer just tgl nak renovate jer skit g..hihihi..pembaris de peninbang de tp erot petot jgk..tradisional la katekan..mcm org2 dulu wat boat jgk..bkn lawa pon tp fungsi tu penting…las da xde kayu papan aq pon basuh pe yg patot n naik ats umah…nak makan n waiting for my brother back home….what our next plan?? I don’t know…..
“rumah ku water park mu”
The cleaner: kiDx
Location: back my home opposite to my farm..
Weather : sepoi2 angin bau taik ayam.hihihi
->Today is Tuesday…erm I thing Wednesday actually…hahahaha…..huh….what I want to say is I have repair my lovely farm…damn my goats smash my pagar..abih robek…wak lu…aq wat penat2 ko plak bleh wat acara lompat pagar sampai ranap…cari skit kayu2 yg da xpakai or kayu yg pakai sbenarnyer..kayu abg aq SAADAN…hihihi aq amik kayu die..die wat dekkk jer..sok aq dab la dr umah die pon cabot 1 1 kayu aq wat pagar….tp xpe..t xde plak keje time aq blk umah…………………………………………………………. --> so aq just nak cite kat sini time aq blk umah dulu aq tgk kebon kesygan aq da naik semak…semak sampai kambing geram nak makan …..1 2 3 mingu dok umah aq pon start mesin rumput..tu pon lepas aq tgk abg aq mesin skit kat umah…die take rest jap pastu trus mesin xhidup2 sampai la aq plak kene servis..servis carburetor..ejas angin kasi ngam…preng2 skit…pkai bj lengan pjg…pkai bj ttp muke takot itam,topi koboi 1 kasut bot 1…angkat mesin trus jalannnnnnnn Hihihi..penat oo…mau nyer 56 bln xmesin…keta2 tgn nie dok megang batang mesin…bwh umah,tepi umah,blakang umah,umah org smue aq bedal..tgl 30% jer lg x clear..yg lain tip top…cun!!!!!... . . .. . ->Settle smue keje..bereh….so malas nak sembang tentang aq mesin umput so aq da repair pagar nie lame da…rajin wat skit malas pandang jer so td siap la jgk kebon aq…huhuhu..daun pandan 2 pokok..serai 1 pokok…pisang 4 5 6 pokok kunyit 5 6 7 pokok..so aq nak upgrade skit aq nyer kebon dgn tanam dlm pasu plak..aq nak war style tangga..nak tau mcmane?? tgguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu….. Idea da de..kayu besok cari+gali mane2….hahaha pe ku kisah…slagi ade kite sapu jer….amik jer mane de..nak tanam pe plak pas ni aq xtau g…xde idea..maybe pokok lada serai kunyit lingkuas halia pandan xmo da n so on….soh my lovely mum cari benih t aq tanam je la…tangan bekebon katekan..hihihi dah tu xkan kaki palk tanam..hebat..So arap2 la kebon aq yg xbrape cantik tu byk pokok…pasnie ade modal aq nak wat lelawa…kasi puas ati aq..snang ti mak aq nak sayur xyah da aq g kdai bli..just petik aje..hahahaha..sronok berkebon nie…feel lain skit..tenang..idea kua mencurah2…segalanye aq nak ckpkan tp aq pon daya malas nak petik daa…
Anyways farming is good for our environment and healthy.
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Hahaha..ku petik dr kwnku yg bernama WAHIDA..ntah mane die petik..pas die petik aq curik..hihihi lawak gak..aq bace pon mcm tekene setepek ats muke aq nie ha..ado ai…pe2 cer pon..malas nak pong pang pong pang pjg2x…semua pon da tau…ini bkn ceramah agama just nak refresh back jer skit mane2 yg sesat barat tu..hihi…anugerah ALLAH berikan kpd kite smue nyer lawa..itam putih gemuk kurus same jer…nafsu kite jer yg meng”khasta”kan smue nie…manusia??lahir dr pey0t emak@ibu@mama@umi@ so on mati trus ke kubur pakat ramai2 org anto..kalo xpon upah hospital jer…xpon campak dlm longkan mcm org skunk wat..org lain jumpe tlg tanam kan…….so??? that mean our god give as fair but we as human separate that…hmmmn hawa nafsu yg bertopengkan ati yg durjana….
Anyways just be yourself k my friend…lastly don’t judge by its cover…judge it by the price….
Hmm smlm dok pok pek dgn dak tu…skejap nk gskejap x…skejap de skejap x…byk sgt prob nyer..hangin 1 badan..las skali kne carut dgn aq..pepagi bute..compom..aq kalo da marah mmg r hangin… peduli ape aq..xtakot..daa marah2 n bgn pg (tgh ari sbenarnyer) dpt gud new…die nak g plak dah!!!janji sluar aq die beli..yg lain aq xkisah n xnak tau..aq puas , enjoy sudah!.....
lah dtg umah aq time tu..aq pon da abih wat keje ingat malas r nak sambung g...air xde..barai nak mandi gone..
die pon borak ngan mak aq..pon pang pong pang aq pon malas nak dengo..aq start moto die ajak g musing kG...aq soh die bwk die lak soh aq bwk..da la bau busuk..malas r..tp aq bwk gak r..aq kua slekoh umah aq jalan dpn skit..erk before that turn left dulu k..pastu masok simpang turn left g sbb kalo turn right g umah mak long aq..nak wat per..pong pang pong pang xde faedah gak…baik tgk2 keindahan alam dr tgk t0ng sampah+kambing bebirianjung dok situ...so jalan straight dpn simpang de ank pompan murni+sabit 'dating' dgn laki mane die kutip...ado ai...mula2 dating xpegang tgn +jauh dr umah...skit g dating pegang 1 badan +dlm umah plak..bugak skunk...itu la cerite nyer..cerita kedai kopi..tiada hakim tiada saksi cerita sensasi di kedai kopi...hahaha..pastu jalan depan skit tgk umah dulu xsiap..skunk lawa xhingat nyer ...paga batu dpan tepi..blakang jer pagar besa2..hahaahaha..ngelok lembu+kambing+biri masok da la kan..jln dpan skit jumpe umah xknal nama tp masing2 wat2 knal last2 alasan alamak lupe dah name coz dah lame xmusing kG...penipuan yg xnak ngalah...pastu jln dpan sambil tgk kiri kanan fuh..perasaan tenang tau tok!!!best tol..hilang segala masalah duit ke pe ke..lupe blake..
last umah jumpe tolah ckp de awek sorg dok umah nie..aq ckp yg tue dr kite tu ker??pastu die pon start r jd mcm yang@wan adzham..abih blake biodata keluarga org die tau..aq senyap je la malas nak beria…..cilakak lu..dok kapal xhingat blk tau susur galur family org…mane wa xhangin 1 badan ngan lu bai…hahaha///lastly kiteorg sampai gak ke final destination…just amik mase 5 minit je kot..tp feel die mak aih mcm naik moto 4-5 jam kot…best2…pastu aq pon park r moto tgh2 jambatan….borak2 pasal ram laptop pastu pasal game silent hunter pastu org memancing wat2 ketok batu..hahahaha..xpasan btol la org mincing..kaco palk die mancing…org tgh feel dlm semak kne plak kaco mane xhangin..haha pastu tgk coce mendung semacam jer..waaaahhhh ari nak ujan..We pray to the god bring us rain because the weather was so hot…
dok dlm umah panas,kdai mak ngah+jantan panas..kete panas..ado ai byk sgt ker bwk dosa2 nie!!ado ai~~ kalo gini susah r …huh..last kite org nak blah tu aq tgk permandangan yg menghijau..sgt lawa..sgt tenang..xde sampah..no pollution ..udara nyaman..pokok yang menghijau…sgt4x indah xterkata..taik lembu sebgai baja rumput…best2…aq sgt suke…akhirnya kite org pon berpic la skit tanda2 kenangan sblom blah kan..sok lusa tulat jauhari mengenal manikam…keindahan dunia xkekal..keindahan syurga yg abadi…….
mata xngantok tp badan penat xhingat kot...
menebas n cakar rumput daun ptg td..huh
bise badn..tp bereh umah pon da bersih..mesin rumput xhingat nyer letih.
berair peluh kua mcm mand kat air tej0n kot...walaweh da 5-6 bln xmesin...skill ttp ade..mlm fb..waa rindu bangat sieeee~~
